Last activity: 30 days ago
Status: chewing on a really big rawhide bone
status/mood updated 33 days ago
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My Blog
O NO! The Groomer
Well I over heard my owner talking about me going some place called "the groomer" Im not quite sure what that means, cuz I've never been to such a place, but I think Im gonna get a BATH, omg I HATE BATHS..
.and my fur cut and brushed. I do not know why I am going to this place, I like my ratty fur coat, and I really like the way I smell...I have rolled in alot of things to get this perfect smell... Well, I already know Im not gonna like this at all...
The New Rules
So, now my owner thinks Im a little "out of controll"....humph, I see nothing wrong with my behavior....I am trying to protect my territory and my owner....whats wrong with that???Apparently, according to the "dog whisperer", I am not suppose to hurl myself at the ginormous window to try and get the human with the envelopes,and im not suppose to chase bikes, cats, squirrels, skunks, ah, and racoons....what????? OMG, Im suppose to believe that my owner is the pack leader.....lol
.....I guess I will if thats what my owner wants, she says Ill get to go more fun places if I can behave....ok, ok, Im now an angel dog instead of the devil dog...It is better not getting in trouble all the time
Finally!
My owner finally figured out how to put music on my page! So, all my doggy friends can listen to my favorite tunes.....arrrufff!
Not a scratch on him!!!
Well, I found out that the stinkin cat is fine and my owner stopped and talked to the rodents owners...Not a scratch or bite on him....I, on the other hand had my sensitive nose scratched a gazillion times, and my cute face was scratched...that rodent better not come back.......grrrrrr
That stinkin cat
Well today I finally caught that little creepy rodent in my back yard...and of course I had to protect my territory, so I got my mouth around the slimy little creature, and it scratched my nose a few times and i think my eye, too! OOOOOOOO man, was that fun, then I heard my owner yell my name and a big NOOOOOOOOOO, so I had to retreat, the little creep ran away over the fence.....
Hopefully, that will be the last time that rodent comes into my back yard...my nose was running with red sticky stuff that my owner wiped off, man I hate that! She seemed really upset, doesnt she realize how much fun I had and its my job???????
the stalker cat
Well, I just found out that the rodent I can see through the fence is a CAT....I also found out that Im not suppose to chase it!!!Well, today this cat followed us when my owner and I went for our run in the morning, and again this afternoon when my owner got home..trying to have a nice invigorating walk where I get to read my newspaper from all the different smells....and this stupid rodent is jumping out of the bushes, walking behind us, and I DO NOT like anything behind me....so I snapped and began to run after the little creep, the leash went flying and all of the sudden the pesky cat was right in front of me....WHAT? arent you suppose to run so I can chase you?????? This cat did not run, just sat there, and then my owner started petting the furry little rodent...OMG what ? Well, my owner and I continued on our walk, with the stupid furry creature following us...man, that makes me mad.......
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