Hi, my name is conrad. I am a pitbull from flint michigan. I was born september of 2003 and have been terrorizing Dan Hans ever since. I love to be outside, swim, @#$%, and smush 3 day old poop on my back. I love sexy @#$%. Especially if they are short like me. I have had two relationships in my lifetime; molly and bella. I unsuccessfully humped both. I have been on many road trips. I have lived in michigan, florida, and texas. I hated the fleas in texas, but i loved the beach! I love my dad and mom. I love attention but hate sleeping on ground level. I am affraid of trash bags, trash cans, metal palm trees, my reflection in the mirror, exercise mats, gates, tables, chairs, hoses, lamps, garage doors, flower pots, bicycles, blenders, toasters, dvd players that open fast, picture frames, rugs, cube heaters, brooms, and anything else that has mass and makes a noise. My dad says i'm paranoid but i disagree. Anyway nice meeting everyone!

PS:  I hate Jezebel and most other boxers! (Medusa is kinda cute)