174 days ago by synderella45 | 43 views | 1 barks

Roll Over my a**e!

Well folks wait till ya hear the latest - these humans now want me to roll over for a treat! Hello??? I'm not some cute little terrier than can do it with elegance and agility in a confined space -  let me explain...

I'm large (which usually means I require more of the floor than a small dog),

Long legged (y'all watching me with my four legs and paws up in the air isn't my idea of fun),

Got a thingy called dignity too (would kinda like to hold onto that if possible).

Ah bless Dad for trying tho, but he has to be told - there are some things I won't do - but I'd still like that piece of canine chocolate that is slowly melting between your fingers as you patiently wait in vain for that elusive rollover.......

Grrr Ruff, Sally