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Wheelies!!!
Good evening all, just dying to tell you about my latest adventure. Mum was around the house today and saw me with my best "I'm bored!" expression on my face, so she decided to take me out for a drive in the car! Things felt a bit weird when she was coaxing me into the seat as I didn't know what was coming next, but I thought what the hell, sure I'm fed up anyway - then she got into the car herself and suddenly there were a few funny noises and we started moving...... "Hmmmm, this doesn't seem right somehow" me thinks, "I'm going forward but my legs aren't in motion, this seat is nice & comfy though and if I sit upright I can see stuff!"
So on we go nice and slowly for a few minutes or so with Mum babbling onto me about how good I was for staying in the seat, then suddenly I got a horrible feeling - oh no I'm gonna get sick in Mum's lovely clean fresh car, she's gonna hate me. Luckily she noticed I was getting restless so she pulled over and opened the windows a little and I started to feel better straight away, thankfully my nausea passed once my lungs had some fresh country air in them. She even opened the sunroof so I could watch the little birdies fly overhead.
We continued on and with Mum's soothing voice and reassuring talk I began to relax and enjoy being chauffeured around the roads. When she saw how well I was behaving Mum said how this could open up new opportunities for me (words "forest parks & beaches" sounded interesting!), ooh I am already having doggie daydreams of me chasing a ball with Mum and Dad at the seaside. Of course this also equates to NEW SMELLS & SIGHTS, ah yeah bring it on!!!
Mum even stopped off at a friend's for a short while and during her stay I decided to try it in the driving seat myself but it looked a tad complicated (all those controls and switches really are too small for my large paws) so I don't think I'll be applying for a learner permit just yet. I figured the best thing was to lie down and wait instead, so while trying to get a comfortable position I tooted the horn (OOPS!) and that big round thing out front kept bumping into my head (OUCH)! Although Mum was so pleased when she returned and found me keeping her seat warm, so I earned a few extra bonus points there.
I'd love to hear other's experiences and tips on this car biz.......Sally 
Roll Over my a**e!
Well folks wait till ya hear the latest - these humans now want me to roll over for a treat! Hello??? I'm not some cute little terrier than can do it with elegance and agility in a confined space - let me explain...
I'm large (which usually means I require more of the floor than a small dog),
Long legged (y'all watching me with my four legs and paws up in the air isn't my idea of fun),
Got a thingy called dignity too (would kinda like to hold onto that if possible).
Ah bless Dad for trying tho, but he has to be told - there are some things I won't do - but I'd still like that piece of canine chocolate that is slowly melting between your fingers as you patiently wait in vain for that elusive rollover.......
Grrr Ruff, Sally
Its the weekend!!!!
Hello folks, yes its that time of the week again, those two special days that I have Mum and Dad at home with me all day.....Dad even took me for three walks today, hey I could get used to this weekend biz. Takeaway night as well - meaning I get an extra special treat just for being me, I'm so lucky. Kinda feelin' bit guilty now for barking through the night recently, but this behaviour is the canine version of those long distance phone calls ye humans make now and again to your buddies who also live far away......
Till next time,
Woof woof, Sally
Things you can learn from your dog
1. Always be happy to see those you love.
2. Approach each day and each new experience with enthusiasm (even a walk).
3. Never underestimate the power of praise.
4. Play every chance you get.
5. Don't be afraid to show your joy! When you are happy - show it. Wiggle and wag.
6. Take lots of naps and always stretch and yawn before you get up.
7. Never turn down a car ride with someone you love.
8. Be loyal.
9. Lounge under a tree in the shade on a hot day.
10. Every once in a while put your head out the window and feel the air on your face and hair.
11. Have a favorite toy.
12. Don't hold a grudge.
13. When someone is having a bad day - nuzzle him gently.
14. If you feel like it, shake and let the drool fly.
15. Eat each meal with vigor and enjoy anything that's offered.
16. Sleep in any position you find comfortable.
17. Scratch where it itches.
18. Protect and defend those you love.
19. What you look like doesn't matter - it's what is in your heart (and the way someone rubs your tummy).
20. Enjoy every day to it's fullest - even if you are sick, in pain, deaf, blind, wheelchair (cart) bound or just not mentally all there.
21. Take pride in following the rules.
22. Accept praise and attention without giving excuses.
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