170 days ago by shawnee | 39 views | 0 barks

few days no post

Sorry for the delay in the humor, but its been a hectic few days, cleaning carpet, and dogs.  The rain here has been non stop for two days, beginning to worry about the creek and flooding.  Dogs were filthy, and I mean filthy, whinny was black completely and thats a dirty dog, seeing as he has so much white on him.  Iceman wasn't outside much, but he carried his fair share of mud into the house.  Washing the 3 of them takes about 4 hours, this is with washing, brushing, drying, and cleaning up the mess it makes to wash them.

Oh well, the joys of being a dog slave never end.

Here's a bit of humor to brighten your day.

The 5 Crucial Food Groups According to Dogs:

1.  In the bowl.( a good foundation, but important to supplement with the other groups.

2.  Off the Table. (most varied group, but best eaten when no one is looking.

3.  On the floor.  ( A nutritious way to snack between meals.

4. Grass. taken at least once a day to enable vomit acitivity. (vomit activity best engaged in while resting head on caretaker's lap.)

5.  Poop. ( at least once a day for overall digestive happiness.  May be taken topically, via rolling in it.)  Best if eaten immediatly after production.  Be sure to lick owner in the face after ingestion.