177 days ago by shawnee | 43 views | 0 barks

equal opportunity dog humor

One day, a sign appeared in an office window. It read: "Help Wanted, must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate, must be bilingual.  An equal Opportunity employer."

A dog ambling down the street saw the sign, walked in, and applied for the job.  The office manager said, "I can't hire a dog for this job."  The dog pointed to the line: "An Equal Opportunity Employer."

So the manager said,"Okay, take this letter and type it."   The dog went off to the typewriter and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly typed.  The manager, looking to stump the dog said: "Here is a problme.  Write a computer program for it and run it.", Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.

The manager still wasn't convinced.  "I can't hire a dog for this position,"he said, "You've got to be bilingual."

The dog looked up at the manager and said , "MEOW>"