I am the official Ambassador for the Empress Andromeda!  She is a rather nasty little devil ~looking around~ and needs all the diplomatic help she can get!  I was rescued at the tender age of 5 months old from the Alachua County Humane Society.  I never even hit the cage, Mama was working there at the time.  I was only in the building about 30 seconds and she heard "dachshund Chihuahua mix' and came running - she just had to see what that looked like!  She took one look at me and told the adoptions couselor to not bother doing the intake paperwork and getting a cage ready.  Mama sat at the desk with me in her arms, filled out the adoption papers, cut a check and we were on our way to my forever home an hour later.  Obi and Jango wanted to play with me the moment I got to my new home, but I wasn't having any of it!  I was too small to jump up on the couch by myself, so Mama would lift me up.  I spend the next three days either laying on her hip, or nervously hiding in my crate.  I had many issues to work through, as I had been abused.  I still suffer from seperation anxiety sometimes when I don't see Mama, or if we are out and she walks away without me.  Mama NEVER leaves me at the Vet's office as I drive them crazy with my panic bark until Mama comes for me.  I make my home with the Empress, a pit bull named Obi-Wan Kenobi (who by the way isn't very helpful) and six cats.

Tremble before the awesomeness that is me, Andromeda! I am what Mama refers to as a 'Weejie' - a dachshund jack russel mix.  I have been accused of being a bully, evil, a tyrant and so forth - mostly by that white fuzz-butt Ptery!  I justly rule my Empire with my faithful King Boycey.  I have to keep the other inhabitants of my home in line, this includes daily chasings, gnawing and dozens of tackles from both above and from behind doors.  I keep my human servant (AKA Mama) beaten and frightened of the outside world.  There was even rumblings of her trying to defect and join Tecate's camp.  Needless to say, I put an end to that quickly!

The following is a rundown of my Government:

King and Royal consort: Boycey

Queen (and in charge should I be unavaialbe): Bella

Ambassador and Baron: Hagrid

Minster of Information: Mojo

Secretary of Transportation: Justin the ~shudder~ human child

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