169 days ago by scarlett | 65 views | 0 barks

To all non-pet owners(LOL)

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door

 To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
 1. They live here. You don't.
 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes,
 stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it
 "FUR"niture.)
 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most
 people.
 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an
 adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on
 all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
 
 
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better
 than kids because they:
 1. Eat less
 2. Don't ask for money all the time
 3 Are easier to train
 4. Normally come when called
 5. Never ask to drive the car
 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
 7. Don't smoke or drink
 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
 9. Don't want to wear your clothes
 10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.
 
 
And finally.......
 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their
children