Our mum bought us each an advent calendar for Christmas with little treats behind each window that we get to open and eat every morning. But today whilst she was at work we ripped the calendars open and ate all the treats. She shouted at us when she got home I don't know about anyone else but what your mum leaves tasty treats hidden away on the kitchen side behind the kettle, then what else are we expected to do?! It's too tempting for any doggy.

Did you ever notice that dogs don't like it when you blow in their face but if you take them out in the car they love putting their heads out of the window?

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.