Hello! My name is Sage. I like to get in the trash and eat food. My family has to hide all of the food and trash because I like to eat everything! I LOVE FOOD! Food is my best friend. I love food so much, that I learned to open ALL of the cabinents in my house. Then, my family got really mad because I ate everything. Then they put child locks on all of the cabinents. They got fed up with it. But one day, I decided that the trash smelled really good, so I wanted to eat it. I tried so hard to open the cabinent (under the kitchen sink, no food is stored there...) where the trashcan is and I FINALLY GOT IT! But I tried so hard that I broke the frame off the door.....whoops!!!

Now my family has to put  the trash on the basement stairs behind a door where I can't get it!

I've also eaten a lot of other things that are bad for me. I'll name a few...

brillo pads, toilet paper, almond bark (resulting in a big white chocolate puddle of puke...), avacados, trash, flour, bisquick.....

Don't worry...I'm immune to all of this bad stuff now!