Just want to tell you about me

Well I was pretty good today considering I was left alone for 2 hours as usual.  Someone should call the authorities imagine leaving a cute thing like me home alone for 2 hours can you believe it? I was so glad to see Mom when she returned I always get so excited I wet myself.  I tell you its tough being alone.  I sit in the front window with my opposum and look for anything going on.  I am pretty nosey when you come down to it.  I also am pretty verbal I will bark out the window to the kids outside to make sure they know I am there.  They are always having so much fun and they ignore me  that should be against the law.  So I yell to them saying hey its me in the window don't you see me Im here in the window with my friend the opposum of course she won't say anything she is just so shy.  She just sits there like I am crazy or something.  Well I didn't go in the bathroom today even though my Dad left the door wide open.  He likes to tell Mom I open it.  Hey I am smart I know I could do it but I haven't yet.  The trash can has lots of tasty things in it like tissue I like to bring to the middle room and decorate.  But when Mom comes home she says I am bad.  She doesn't like the way I decorate maybe I should go into business as a decorater they might appreciate me more then Mom and Dad do.  Well time to go to bed and watch tv with my Mom and wait for Dad to come home.  Hope I don't pee myself when he gets home..