156 days ago by crazydoglady | 56 views | 0 barks

Dear God: A letter from our dogs

A friend just emailed this to me and I just loved it so much I had to share with everyone here.    

 Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only
>reversed?
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Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if
>ever, smell one another?
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Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or
>is it still the same old story?
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Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the
>cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler
Beagle'?
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Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
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Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
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Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
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1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
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2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just
because I like the way they smell.
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3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
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4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
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5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
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6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
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7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
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8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
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9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering
the house - not after.
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10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
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11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick
my crotch.
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12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and
he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
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>P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles
back?

        "Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains 
         unawakened"
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                                Author Unknown