I AM A PUG WITH A MUG !

AND MY NAME IS SMASH...MOM JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHANGE IT NEXT TO MY PICTURE...CRASHBOOMBANG IS MY FELINE BROTHER.

I WAS BORN WITH THREE OTHER SISTERS AND TWO BROTHERS...MY MOMMY AND AUNT WENT TO CHECK OUT THE LITTER AND ENDED UP GETTING ALL OF US GIRLS. AUNT LISA HAS TWO, KIKI AND KOKO, AND AUNT DI HAS TRUELY AND MOMMY HAS ME...NOT TO SURE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BROTHERS, BUT I AM SURE THEY ARE IN GOOD HOMES.

 I GOT MY NAME SMASH BECAUSE IT WENT WITH THE CAT. IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE PSHYCO  CAUSE I WAS A LIL CRAZY...BUT MOM COULDN'T DO THAT... SO SMASH RHYMED WITH CRASH AND THE P.B.J. IS PHYSCO B^&%$ JUNIOR....

(MOM AND DAD ARE WARPED IN THE HUMOR DEPT.)

  I LIVE IN A TOWN CALLED CROWNSVILLE, OUTSIDE OF ANNAPOLIS...I HAVE A MOMMY, DADDY AND A BIG BROTHER SHORTY...AND MY BEST PAL IS  'CRASH' THE CAT. HE WAS NOT TO KEEN ON ME AT FIRST, BUT I  THINK I AM GROWING ON HIM....HE TAUGHT ME SOME PRETTY COOL MOVES, LIKE HOW TO THROW A HIGH 5, EXCEPT HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO DO IT WHEN I AM NOT LOOKING, AND HITS ME UPSIDE THE HEAD. EVENTUALLY I WILL LEARN.

  I LOVE GOING ON VACATION TO VISIT MY NANNY AND PAP IN OCEAN CITY MARYLAND. MY SISTERS GO DOWN THERE TOO SO WE HAVE A LIL FAMILY GATHERING...IT IS FUN...ALOT OF CHAOS, BUT FUN.

ALL IN ALL...THESE FIRST SIX MONTHS HAVE BEEN A BLAST.