I am Bug!  Love me.  Now.

I like going to the dog park.  I like to lay on my human.  I like to take my toys out to the yard.  I get mad when my human does not allow me to bring them back in (just when they have gotten nice and nasty). 

I like for things to be as I expect them to be.  I do not like change.  My mom says I am "dramatic.  I prefer the term "expressive."

I like to swim, now that I know how.  I swim at the dog park.  I like the dog park very much.  I like to herd other dogs at the dog park.  I also like to try to drown my friend Sydney at the dog park (she's kind of like a tennis ball -- she just keeps popping back up to the surface!). 

I do not like it when people touch my feet.  I do not like it when anyone crowds my space.  I do not like it when I am trying to sleep and my mom moves. 

I like my squirrel.  It is the best stuffed toy.  I nurse on my squirrel every night. 

I will not eat unless my mom provides some sort of "top dressing" on my food. 

I like my brother Simon.  He is easy to manipulate. 

My mom says I am too smart for my own good. 

I am Simon. 

I like cheese. 

I love my mom. 

I love everyone. 

I know how to open the back door. 

I don't like William Fox Pitt. 

I watch television. 

I like my sister Bug. 

I like my friend Sydney. 

I like to be loved. 

I like when people talk to me.

I like to chase squirrels.

I like to de-stuff my stuffies. 

I like to move things.

I like to take the soles out of my mom's shoes.

I like my dog food. 

I like to lick. 

I like treats. 

I am very sweet and I try to be a good boy.