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them are not cats!
well, now we know… the black and white animal is NOT a cat! yep that right we discovered skunks! while mom went to visit granma ,dad was taking care of us. and we were taking care of him by guarding the back yard during the night. about 2 in the morning this black and white (what we thought was a ) cat came into the yard. so…..... we chased it (cuz we don’t like stinky ol cats) and it ran under the house and suddenly there was this really (REALLY) really stinky smell, so we ran into the house to warn dad but he must of already smel it and apparently thought it was US that smelld so bad and shut us in the utility room. he was so mad he wouldn’t let us in the house. later that day he took us one by one into the yard and gave us a bath then we could go into the house…. we hated those baths! so.. now we know them are not cats.
finally
boy, are we glad mom finally got her rehearsing over with. whe has been so busy. we really missed our mds friends. some of mom’s friends asked her to sing at a party they were playing at so she said yes but had to rehearse alot! well, it went good and she is through for now. so, how is every one?
roxie, pj, and sassy
the gift
parents can be so ungrateful. you all know it was mom and dad’s 5th versery yesterday. instead of holding a grudge about not getting and invite to their party. when they got home, we were all excited cause we had a suprise for them. we patiently waited for them to tell us all about the party. then we went out just before bed. we had a baby possum and brought it in. mom squeeled and ran to dad. then dad picked it up and you would not believe this he put it outside where we could not bring it back in. of all the ungrateful…...well, we won’t do that again!!!!!!
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and besides isn’t this cute?
we are logding a complaint
we lodging a formal complaint against mom. she was making a really yummy smelling meat and cheese tray. it was her fault . she is the one that left it at the edge of the counter. she never said it wasn’t for us. she should have said it was for her stupid versery party (that we are not invited too!) we didn’t eat it all! then when we only took a little nibble she went ballistic! she yelled then made us go to the utility room. we don’t think this was fair at all. after all she had enough to make another tray. this time it s in the frgerator. we haven’t figured out how to open that …......yet
rules
here are some i found
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. The dog lives here. You don’t. 2. If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. I like my dog a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, she’s a dog. To me, she’s an adopted daughter who is short,
hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t
speak clearly.<font size="2">
5. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don’t ask for money all
the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don’t hang out with drug-using friends, don’t smoke or drink, don’t worry
about buying the latest fashions, don’t wear your clothes,
dear dogs
this is borrowed.
Dear Dogs, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions
with
each other so there are still two dogs in the way.<font size="2">
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of the food on my plate does not stake a claim for it becoming your
food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.<font size="2">
The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating
me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help, because I fall
faster than you can run.<font size="2">
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is
nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine
attendance is not mandatory.<font size="2">
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot
stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
yeah yippeee yahoo
sorry we didn’t respond yesterday to all the really cool barks on our pics. but mom went to pic up our boy!!!!!! (that is her grandson)and she won’t let us play on the computer when she is not here. yeah! yippee, yahoo. we love it when he comes to visit. hope all our new pals have a great weekend!
roxie, pj, sassy
boy oh boy
boy oh boy our boy is coming for the weekend! mom’s grandson is coming to visit for the weekend!!! we love him soooo much. he runs and plays with us in the backyard. he throws roxies ball for her. we sulk when he leaves but we have sooo much fun when he is here. we like to wake him up with loads of kisses and he giggles and laughs, and that makes us kiss more.
our suprise
We started pet parents day with a big suprise for mom and dad. Sassy, (the baby) got their bedroom door open ( at about 6am) and we went in and woke them up with bunches of kisses. Roxie laid on mom’s back and wouldn’t let her up and she just laughed and laughed until she cried. dad just covered up his head and “preteneded” to ignore us. Then mom got up and fed us a really good breakfast and went out and played with us in the yard. dad stayed in bed and slept. (mom is our favorite cause she is at home with us all day) but we love dad too.( he feeds us treats , human food) .wow did we have a good day yesterday.
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