68 days ago by ThunderAngel | 15 views | 0 barks

Yet Another Weird Cat

What's wrong with the cats in my neighborhood? Ok, so their not THAT weird, but still...I should probably write the story before I blog-rant. Ok, so I was taking a walk with my dad, when we came across a black cat. I went into point mode, waiting to see if the cat would run for it. It didn't move a muscle. I dropped out of point mode...I mean, who wants to chase a cat that won't move? It's no fun! Just as we were about to walk away, a  car pulled up next to the house where the black cat apparently lived. Didn't seem to mean anything so we moved on, or tried to. The cat attacked me. Attacked me! I didn't do anything to it, other than thinking about chasing it. "Freeloader no!" The owners got out of the car and tried to get the cat away from me. It attacked again. This  time it attacked me back legs, and probably thought that scratching my dad was a bonus. "Freeloader no!" The call came again. Ok, I wasn't going to take this. I ran behind my dad. No way I'm fighting that crazy cat! One of the owners managed to shoo the cat into the house, while the other apologized to my dad.

The lesson learned from the cats in my neighborhood: NEVER, EVER LIVE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! (if you're a dog)

~~ Angel Baby