Ello!! My name is Sam and I am an English Bulldog. I am really not English though, I mean I have never been to England, I don't even know where Egland is, I am an United States-an right? I mean, I was born here in the U.S...  Anybark, I am really laid back and usually spend my days sleeping. I have many toys but I have one toy that I love more than any of the others his name is football and I named him this because he is a stuffed football. So about my family. I came to live with my currnet family after my previous owner had to return me because he was in the millitary and shortly after buying me he was deployed to Iraq. I really hope that is why I was returned because if not that means he returned me because he didn't like me and that would really hurt my feelings so I am going to stick with the story of him having to go to war...  Anybark, my mom and dad saw an add in the local paper and my dad came and got me !!! I was a suprise for my mom so she wasn't there but man did I suprise here when she saw me, actually she suprised me because my dad opened the house door and put me inside so I thought no one was home so when I found her in the bedroom I got nervous and I pee'd. I was an only child for about a year and then my mom and dad thought I needed a sibling, even though I didn't, I was fine alone, actually to this day I would still be fine being alone, so next thing I know there's another thing in the house that looks just like me, they call him Berkley and he is my dog brother. Okay thats all... I need a nap.~~~Cheerio

My name is Berkley I am an English Bulldog. Unlike my brother I am really into my Engligh heritage, I am really partial to the Boston area and even though I was born in Texas I still consider my citizenship to be in my mother land of England. I currently live with my mom & dad and my mentally chanlenged brother Sam.  I came to live with my family because my previous owner was unable to finish paying for me so she had to return me. So needless to say my parents got me at a reduced price and I am pretty sure thats why they picked me, they tell me its because it was love at first sight but after living with these people for so long I know price is what made them pick me.  I mean my mother lives for sales.  So my hobbies include passing gas, chewing on everything (seriously everything), sleeping, watching T.V, and of course eating.  Oh crap, I have to go, Sam is stuck in the bathroom AGAIN!!!! He does this at least twice a day... thats right twice a day, how stupid can he be???