321 days ago by SweetChilli | 57 views | 0 barks

I AM IN A TREMENDOUS HUFF

Check out this poem that my Mum found in a book one day....it fits exactly the way I feel now!

HUFF 

I am in a tremendous Huff;

really, really bad.

It isn't any ordinary Huff;

it's one of the best I've had!

I plan to keep it up for a month,

or maybe for a year.

And you needn't think you can make me smile

or talk to you.  No fear.

I can do with out you and her and them,

too late to make amends.

I'll think deep thoughts on my own for a while,

then find some better friends.

And they'll be wise and kind and good

and bright enough to see

that they should behave with proper respect

towards somebody like me.

I do like being in a Huff;

cold fury is so heady.

I've been like this for half an hour,

and it's cheered me up already!

Perhaps I'll give them another chance,

now I'm feeling stronger.

But they'd better watch out; my next Big Huff

could last much, much, much longer!

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Yep, I'm in a Tremendous Huff with my Mum at the moment, because she made these delicious-smelling Chocolate Truffles for a party at work, and she wouldn't give me any!  I'm really pissed-off about that.  I appealed to my Dad, but he just reiterated, "No Mr Sam-Sam, you can't have chocolate, it's bad for dogs!" and then took me for a walk to keep me out of the kitchen.  It's all right for him, at least he got to have some!  Grrrrr.