The mommy kite

Oh wow - yesterday a.m. I had to go potty so bad!  Mommy usually lets me out the front door on a long lead in the a.m. so I don't forget that I'm supposed to come back in and make her late for work. I went out slowly like usual - but then OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY .....  there was a bunny visitor and I took off after it .. *sniff sniff sniff*  I forgot mommy was standing inside the front door in her t-shirt and undies and the next thing I knew mommy was in the lawn "waterskiing" behind me in all of her glory at 5 a.m. yelling, "JubJub - STOP!!!"  I turned around and  there she was standing there looking a little shocked and cold.  I don't even think mommy hit the porch or steps - she landed right on the sidewalk!  I then realized she was still attached to me due to the weight I was now dragging.  (I think mommy must have looked like a kite as she sailed through the air!!!)  I was a nice boy and peed and strolled casually into the house - and mommy was laughing as she ran through the door to the woodstove to warm herself.  I jumped back into bed with mommy and cuddled her to let her know I didn't mean to make her a kite........