I normally wouldn't have anything to do with any of you in real life. My owners a dork who thinks me having a myspace is funny.   I'm here for my spoiled friend Sadie. Her mommy is out of her mind. My mom and dad are torturing me by having a mini farm with chickens, ducks, and a bunny. One day I will just jump over that wimpy fence and kill them all!! But not today, I like to keep them on their toes. I also live with three cats. I think I might like them, not sure yet. I might eat them too, the day I snap...

I sleep on the couch when nobodys watching.  When's dinner? Don't touch my bread. Get the cat!