Hold me, I like to cuddle! I love to run really long stretches to exercise my skinny legs. I love sniffing in the trash, begging for human food, and jumping on couches and beds. When I go potty, I pee on my leg, even with my leg up. I also pop a squat and pee like a girl sometime. I think it's more comfortable. My mom spoils me. She likes to show my teeth off to other people because she says it looks funny. My tail is bumpy, my hair is short and gray. My breeder calls my color blue. I have big black eyes and a super slobber grey nose. I like to bark at other people and big dogs because I think I can punk them. One day I got out of the house and ran straight for a home I didn't know. The front door was open so i decided to run inside and after I ran inside, right there before me stood two big pit bulls. They were nice to me though, and their owner brought me back to Daddy. I'm a great pal, and i have a fun brother named Roscoe.

I'm a super fun kid! I love to play and cannot keep still. When I'm tired I totally plop on a piece of cold floor and won't get up. I snore when I sleep. One time my daddy's friend came over and heard my snoring. She asked my daddy who was sleeping in the room because that person was snoring really loud. Except it wasn't a person. It was me!!!!! My favorite thing to do is rip up soft toys, like stuffed animals, and pull all the stuffing out of them. It's funny watching mom pick up all the stuffing off the ground after I do that. I love playing with my brother, Ramesses. Sometimes he steals toys out of my mouth when I fetch. I think he's jealous that I know how to fetch and he doesn't. I drink water for super long periods of time. Mommy and Daddy love to cuddle with me, but I can't stand it for long periods of time because I would rather be running around!!! I love to run like my brother, but I can never catch up to him because his legs are longer and leaner than mine. I can be really stubborn, especially when Mommy and Daddy tell me to go to bed when I don't want to. Overall, I'm a fun pal!!!