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Hi Everybody. I have gotten a lot of good feedbark on my campaign t-shirt. Why not design a shirt which gives us 10 or more reasons why a dog would make a better politician than a human (apologies to David Letterman). I came up with some ideas which will be listed below. I think that we could market these shirts to all dog owners/supporters and any money made would go to the doggies who suffer from serious and expensive health problems. We certainly have some candidates here on MDS. The t-shirts would cost $15-20 and could also feature pictures of different breeds and/or mixed breed doggies. Perfect puppyganda! I'm finding out the details.
Also, I suggest that all you dogs (and owners) can come up with usable and amusable reasons which could be selected for the final 10 or more. Any winners would qualify for discounts, maybe 2 t-shirts for the price of 1. We could vote on the final 10 reasons included. These shirts would make excellent gifts for other dogs (or owners), and, if you order now...uh...I'm getting ahead of myself.
Here are the initial reasons. Feel free to edit:
10 Reasons a dog would make a better politician than a human:
Dogs are experts on the Department of De-fence. We protect it.
Dogs are experts on Foreign Pawlicy.
Dogs are not Repuplican, we are not Dogocratic, we are Indepawdent.
Dogs are members of the American Bark Association.
Dogs do not accept bribes of money, although we are tempted by treats.
Any help will be greatly appreciated.
Waddya Think?
Dakota
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BOL ~ the BinL one is GENIUS!
36 days ago by TinaValant
Hi Dakota, how about this one.
"Dogs are always loyal, to the end".
Hugs,
Sasha, Angel and Jessie
36 days ago by lonestar
"Dogs know their poop stinks and aren't ashamed of it".
36 days ago by The_Great_Re...
"Dogs aren't afraid to have buried bones exhumed - they're just bones"
"Work, then play, love, eat then sleep - why compromise perfection?"
"We support special interests, as long as its about belly-rubs and ear skritches"
"How do you tell a dog is lying? You can't - we don't".
"Our pork barrel is full of pig's ears - not much else".
~~~
Reiley, Honey, Reno, Jezebel and Brandy
36 days ago by The_Great_Re...
A dog would have sniffed out Bin Laden like 6 yrs ago!
38 days ago by mygrammy
Dogs don't smear or use fear, dogs just want to bring cheer.
39 days ago by sanchodixie
dogs know how to gaurd their territories
40 days ago by BabyOliver3
We just saw mom rolling on the floor. What is she reading.... she loves them all that's all we know. Have a super weekend and let us know the winner.
M&G
41 days ago by LynnMannasmom
This is a great idea, Dakota.
We've got our thinking cap on.
Hugs,
Sasha, Angel and Jessie
41 days ago by lonestar
Dakota Mota,
How about.....
Dogs don't want to fight in Iraq.. they want to rack up votes.
Dogs don't want to bomb Iran.. they want to say Iran in the election.
Dogs don't need to make war with Israel..they want you to know they Israeli
pacifists.
Dogs would rather chew Air Jordans than fly over Jordan.
Dogs would rather lick a man than argue in Oman.
Dogs love Lebanon bologna, and would make sure it's available in Lebanon.
Dogs would wait for a piece of Turkey 'til they made peace in Turkey.
Dogs would bring serious licks and tail wags to Syria.
Dogs love all Yemen and Yewomen.
Ok, Ok, I am tired from all the sun.. but you get the Idea.
I wuv you Dakota, and can't wait for you to be our leader.
Augie Dogie (aka Dr. Vermouth) your secretary of Energy 'cause I gots lots of it.
41 days ago by lindaj
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