you go Guy!  Our Poppa always tails da humins dat eben though some doggies always like dem, dat each dog is diffrunt.  Our Poppa nose howl tew 'proach a doggie like a doggie 'proaches and we seed how it werks mostly, but most humins don't nose dat kinda stuff (and he lernt it becuz of da reskew adbanced turaining he has when he needs to reskew muppy-pill doggies and bery skeered doggies).  Ifn' de humins don't lissen and don' paize attenchun, den yew hasta gib dem grrr-teefies and growlies and den big barkies...but jes don't bite dem, dey get bery angry wif dat and wants tew has yew go away fureber.

he nose dis one hu-gurl whut wud sed "oh, kin I petchyer dog she is sew kewt dogs lub mes", only she sed it in hu-speak.  Poppa told her dat I don't likes tew be petted much and tew only skrtich my front shoulders...and yew nose whut, she started tew skritch da sholders and den started poppin' me onn da head, wail, I luked at her and gibbed her grr-teefies and put my ears back but she din't lissen...Poppa and da gurl's poppa told her tew stop and she puts her hed down on my hed sew I grr-snapped at her and skeered da snot outta her..she wuz cryin' 'bout how I almost bitted her and how she lubs doggies and I must be broken or sumfin' and Poppa told her and her poppa told her dat I wuz tailin' her all da time not tew pet me or nuffin...and she sed "Well, her tail was wagging except for a second when I bent down to kiss her"....sumtimes, humins jus' don't read dog bery well.

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honey

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