updated 28 days ago by Monty | 227 views | 5 barks

MACHO MENS CLUB ~ PROUD MEMBER

Macho Men’s Club.   Holy Dane Muffins, I am a real member of a bona-fide men’s club. Now, let me tell you this is a big deal, cause as a Dane, at 22 months I am still a pup (TEENAGER MOM, GET IT RIGHT!) ok to continue, we mature at 36 months. Doesn’t make sense to me that the dogs who live the longest mature earlier than the dogs with the shorter life span. I have all this wisdom within the clubdom to draw from. Dogs from every walk of life who can offer advice. You may say, ‘Monty you see dogs everyday, why only here"? Duhhhhhhh, the obvious…dogs talk here. It’s a magical kingdom, we talk, we actually communicate. As usual, we have to depend on our two legged skinpeople in order to type those words/thoughts down, as keyboards were not made for large footiepaws, with or without ‘dews’. Chance, an Eskie (northern dogs inhabit every portion of my life) is the founder and President. A most Macho dog cannot be found, and heading up as VP, of course is the venerable Tucker. I call him Tuck, we are buds, but since he is a GS I wouldn’t if I were you unless you are one of his buds too. This is a good fit, cause the northern dogs are naturally bossy, they are good at pulling the weight of the entire club, keep everyone on ‘line’, good schmoozers (smiling all the time), and tho look blase will rip you a good one if you dont stay on the trail. As for the GS’s well they are obsessed with law and order, good at keeping us all together in a tight little group, nothing gets past them, good at keeping the riff raff at bay and make really good bouncers if someone gets out of hand at any of the Diva functions. `````````