I'm ginger and naughty. I like to eat, play with my pink fluffy lady baa sheep and my rat, hes called Reggie. My fave thing to do is bounce my ball when my people are sleeping, this makes my mummy person a bit angry. Sleeping is one of my bestest activities, as well as eating. I like beer, and my mummy person sometimes takes me places in the car, I like that. I like to have sex with the bed, mummy person goes mad, and daddy person laughs. She dresses me up so its revenge I guess. I like pink, so I have a pink collar and some pink t shirts and stuff. I don't really like the vets, the waiting room bit is fun because they're nice but the vet people are mean and I don't like going onto the big table. I wee like a little girl, and other doggys laugh at me because of the operation I had on my tickle tackle when I was really little. Mummy says its to keep me from making baby milo's with lady dogs, I don't think she knows what shes on about. Apparently, I'm a bit camp and mince- whatever that is. I like minced steak though..? I hate water, getting wet and swimming. It ruins my fur. I love to watch telly, w&g is my fave show and mymummy puts the DVDs on for me. If I were a person I'd be Jack. xx