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Diet
Hurray!!! Ise lost anuda pound. Ise way 21 pounds now. Momma sez ise still gotta eat greenie beenies but mabe i kin get more brown rocks!!! and chicken and weenies...
Operashun
Ise habin a operashun tuday. Ise got a leedle tumor on my eyelid and TED is gonna cut it off. Ise dunt wanna go!!Tison
It is a very sad time for me and momma. My bestest friend, Tison the Rotten Dog, went to the bridge this weekend. Ise put sum pichurs ob him on my profile.
Godspeed my friend.
Still Starbin...
Otay, so soze doggies keep askin me how the diet is going. I is starbin!!! Halp me!! Momma tuk me to see TED and dat stoopid scale sed I is too fat. I keps tailin momma ise just got fat fur! But the gud side is I gets lotsa greenie beenies and carots. Ise jus wish momma wud stop gibin me pumpkin. Ise dunt lak pumpkin!!!
Yur starbin furiend Jake





