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Pet name ideas anyone?
Hi everyone!
As you know, my husband and I have a red male smooth haired miniature Dachshund named Sebastian and we are eventually going to get another male Dachshund, more than likely a smooth haired black and tan Dachshund, you know, the one with the tan markings on his eyebrows. Well we want to find a name that is just as bold as the name Sebastian. Meaning we don't want a name like Fido or Spot. So if anyone has any ideas please let us know!
Thanks!
The Dachsionary
The Dachsionary
DACHSITUDE - noun - Dachsie attitude
DACHSIDE - noun - that portion of a Dachshund's body between the front and hind legs
DACHTOR - noun - any Dachshund that has received his or her Dachtorate degree
DACHOLOGY - noun - the study of Dachshunds
DACHTRINE - noun - the creed of all dachshunds
DACHUMENTARY - noun - any video, with commentary, of a Dachshund's activities
DACHSINUDGE - verb - the use of that long snout for removing anything and everything that is in a Dachsie’s way
DACHSIEHOOD - noun - the state of being one of the particularly cute and special breed of dogs known as the Dachshund
DACHSHUNDPHENALIA - noun - all the Dachshund stuff everyone gives you, you win or collect that is shaped like or has a picture of a Dachsie
DACHSICREE - noun - decree of Dachsies
DACHSIEISM - noun - bit of wisdom from Dachsies
DOXYMORON - noun - a human besotted over needlenoses
DACHSITUDINAL - adjective - long
DOXIEROTIC - adjective - a neurotic Dachshund
DACHSIECONDRIAC - noun - a Dachshund who is abnormally obsessed with his/her well being
DACHSIEPLUMP - verb - the act of a Dachsie performing a ritual dance by digging, dragging backwards and hind-end backward hopping to achieve the perfect blanket arrangement
DACHSIEGRUDGE - noun - the resentful feeling a Dachsie has because of not getting his/her own way
DACHSHUND INSIDE-OUT FUNKY EAR STYLES-
Flopsy-mopsy ears
Toupee
Ear-do
Dachsie-do
Bad ear day
Wearing bows
Dachsie in curlers
Flying nun look
Flaps up
Wild Dachsie
Goober
Village idiot
Wildachsie
Ear flap hankie
Fixyourears
DOXYMYN - noun - a name of endearment given to a Dachsie
DACHSILUVFOOT - noun - that part of a Dachshund’s anatomy that he/she places on any part of a human’s anatomy for attention, love, correction or for no reason at all
DACHSITROD - verb - action form of the noun Dachsiluvfoot above. The actual placing of that part of a Dachshund’s anatomy
DACHEAVESDROPPING - verb - the intentional flipping up and back of the ears by a Dachshund in an effort not to miss anything that is being said by his/her humans
DACHSIELUVDALICKAWICKA - verb - the actual loving by a Dachshund of anything made of wicker
DACHLIPSTUCK - noun - the stuckness of the lip of a Dachsie inside its mouth
DACHDROOPTONGUE - noun - the ever so low hanging tongue of a Dachsie
DACHSIEDOOTIEBOOTIESNIFFIEPOOPIEPEEIEONDASHOEY- noun, verb and adjective - figure this one out for yourself
DACHSIESAFE - adjective - the word used to describe anything that is safe to give to a Dachsie
DACHSHUNDFEST - noun - a festival that is attended primarily by Dachshunds
DACHSIPENDENCE - noun - what Dachshunds aspire to and possess when they become free from the influence or control of others
DOXOLOGY - noun - the last hymn sung by humans each Sunday at church, or a bedtime lullaby for a favorite little Dachsie
DACHSIECHOMPAGATOR - noun - a Dachshund with the ability to kiss your nose while simultaneously nibbling it
WANNACOOKIE - question - what a Dachshund likes to hear the most
WHODIDTHIS - question - what a Dachshund likes to hear the least
IDAKNOW - answer - most frequently used answer by a Dachshund to the above question
HEDID - answer - next most frequently used answer by a Dachshund when the above answer does not work
NOTME - answer - last resort answer used by a Dachshund when neither of the above answers work
BADBOY - statement - what usually follows all of the above because humans are not dumb
DACHOHOLIC- noun - a human who simply cannot get enough of , or get along without, that lovable Dachsie
DACHSIEBELL - noun - a small four-legged creature who announces any and all life forms who enter the realm of his/her domain
DACHSIESPEAK - noun - a language spoken and understood only by Dachshunds
DACHSIECABULARY - noun - words only viable within Dachsiespeak
DACHSUNDITE - noun - a sneeze by a Dachshund
DACHSIEDICULAR - adjective - the position of a Dachshund cross-wise on a bed, at right angles to his/her humans
DACHSIECUZZI - noun - a flushed toilet with a smiling Dachsie sitting in it
DACHSIEFLICK - noun - any movie that has a Dachshund in it, especially "The Ugly Dachshund," by Walt Disney
DACHSIEGRUDGE - noun - the resentful feeling a Dachshund has because of not getting his/her own way
DACHSLURPALARM - noun - the first slurp of the day across the face of a human that is guaranteed to wake someone up
DACHTORATE - noun - what a Dachsie earns after the Bachelors and Masters Degrees
DACHSIEPLAY - noun - any and all fun stuff that Dachsies like to have
DACHSLAND - noun - homeland of the Dachshund
WIENERWHIRLWIND - noun - a Dachsie chasing any other form of animal life, up, over and through the house
DOXIEDOM - noun - an area populated by people under the rule of a Dachshund
DACHSIEQUICKERPICKERUPPER - noun - a Dachshund crumb-cleaner-upper in a house
DACHSIERUBANDROLL - noun - the body movement of Dachshunds whereby they seemingly attempt to transfer a particular fragrance from the ground onto their bodies. This is accomplished by rubbing and rolling vigorously on a spot until satisfied that all of that particular fragrance has been achieved
DACHSIROCKANDROLL - noun - a form of popular dachsimusic that evolved in the 1950's from dachsirhythim and blues. World renowned Elvis Dachley was called "The King of Dachsirockandroll." Not be be confused with dachsirubandroll.
DACHSIEPERCEPTIVE - adjective - quality of a doxymoron who thinks they see a Dachsie everywhere they look
GETHEBALL - noun - favorite Dachsie game
DACHSISTRESS - noun - unmanageable Dachsie unhappiness
DACHSIHEAT - noun - the result of too much Dachsistress
DACHSINSANITY - noun - the result of too much Dachsiheat
DACHSIPELLER - verb - the act of stretching the front legs and paws to their full length on the floor beside each other, placing the head between the front legs and paws, putting the tail and hind quarters as high in the air as possible, with the tail wagging in a very fast circle
DOXYGEN - noun - the sweet breath of one's own pet Dachshund
DACHSIRADAR - noun - built-in equipment for locating other Dachsies
DACHSITENNA - noun - part of that built-in equipment
DACHSIDESTRESS - verb - to melt away the tensions of a loved human
DACHSITRUCK - noun - a standard dachshund in the act of running over other dogs who get in the way
DOXHOUSE - noun - a place often referred to by puppers and humans as the "doghouse"
DACHSIENAPPING - verb - this word has two meanings.
1 - stealing a Dachsie
2 - a Dachsie napping.
DACHSOCRATS - noun - political party of Dachsies for Clinton/Gore
DACHSASAURUS REX - noun - an extinct species of Dachshund
DACHSIELOVER - noun - someone who just cannot live without a Dachsie
DOXILYMPICS - noun - games of extremely fit Dachsies
DACHSIEMAIL - noun - the kind of mail a dachshund will bring you after he has shredded it
DACHSIESTA - noun - the nap southern Dachsies take during the heat of the day
DACHFORTITUDE - noun - courage of a Dachsie
DACHSTRUCTION - noun - the result of unmoderated Dachsie digging and shredding
DACHSIETHINKINGCAPS - noun - a certain expression which appears on the face of a dachshund just before the dachshund is about to:
a) Create an intellectual and/or notable saying, thought, poem or expression, such as a 'dachsicree' or
b) Create a goodly amount of mischief, mayhem or naughtiness
DACHSIECHAINSAW - noun - a Dachsie who chews up furniture
DACHSIHUNT - noun - the act of a Dachsie in pursuit of something
PROTECTOMADOXIE - noun - the kind of Dachsie that barks his head off when someone gets near his human
DOXEDO - noun - a fancy Dachsie collar
DACHSIEGOSSIP - noun - a language understood only by dachshunds, primarily, to catch up on the important news of the day and future plans
DACHSIEFEVER - noun - the irresistible urge to get a Dachsie puppy
DACHSIEJITTERS - noun - uncontrollable nervousness as a result of Dachsiefever
DACHSITISEMENT - noun - positive Dachsie press (eg. - Halldach Cards - "When you care enough to have the very best pup")
DACHSIECLAUSE - noun - name for Dachsiesanta
DACHSIFIED - adjective - what things become when humans provide comfort and safety for their beloved Dachsies
DACHSIEADDICTED - adjective - an attribute of all humans owned by Dachsies
DACHSIEVERSION - noun - the Dachsie way of telling a story
DOXIEPOOPIESCOOPIE - noun - the act of the family owned by a Dachsie when the yard needs to be cleaned up
DACHSIEPATIENCE - noun - a word for something that does not exist
DOXIEDINER - noun - what the garbage looks like to a Dachsie
DACHSITICIAN - noun - a Dachsie who gets involved in politics
TEAM DACHSIEPLAYER - noun - no such thing with an independent Dachsie
DACHSIEDEMOPUBLICAN - noun - a Dachsie who believes in unending liver treats and belly rubs
DACHSIENATION - noun - the utopian vision of the Dacchsiedemopublican party
DACHSIESTORM - noun - group effort of Dachsies to solve a problem
DACHSIEANTICS - noun - trouble of all manner and kind of which Dachsies are capable
DACHSICITIZEN OF DACHSIEDOM - noun - birthright of a Dachsie
DACHSIETYMOLOGIST - noun - anyone who has read this Dachsionary this far
DACHSIEKINGDOM - noun - Utopia for Dachsies
DACHSIENIP - noun - what voters will get if they do not vote for the Dachsiedemopublican ticket
DACHSILUTION - noun - two meanings:
1. Dachsies in revolution if Dachsiedemopublicans do not win on election day
2. Dachsie solution to our all legitimate complaints
DACHSIDUTY - noun - Two meanings on this one too:
1. Whatever it is that a Dachsie must do, and does so well
2. You know what the second one is
DACHSIECESSIBILITY - noun - the state of being totally accessible to challenged Dachsies
DACHSIESALUTATORIAN - noun - one who salutes a Dachsie
PAWTOGRAPH - noun - signature of a famous Dachsie
DACHSIEOGRAPH - noun - synonym for PAWTOGRAPH
DACHSIETUTION - noun - constitution for Dachshunds
GOTOTHESTORE - verb - the act of going to the store with a human
GOFERARIDE - verb - the act of going for a ride in a car with a human
HOUNDWOUNDING - verb - the act of circling a spot 3 or 4 times before laying on it
HOOMANITUDE- noun - hooman with an attitude
DACHTOBERFEST - noun - an enormous beer-drinking party attended by Dachshunds in October
CONDACHSULATIONS - noun - mucho pats on the back from or to a deserving Dachsie
FOXY DOXY - noun - a very classy lady Dachsie
PAWTHETIC - adjective - a word used by humans to describe Dachsies who seem dumb, but who actually are outsmarting their humans by deliberately appearing to be that way in order to get what they want
DACHSIEPOPULATION - noun - population of all Dachsies
DACHSIERIGHTS - noun - inalienable rights of all Dachsies
DACHSOIREE - noun - a jubilant evening party of Dachshunds
RIDACHULOUS - adjective - a silly or contrived notion occurring to Dachshunds and their hoomans
DACHSISTER and DACHBROTHER- nouns - what Dachsies are to each other
DACHSIELITERACY - noun - the high intelligence of Dachshunds, even to the point of being able to read
HUNDHEALING - noun - what occurs to Dachsies who have been to the vet for a snipping and clipping
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