Hi my name is Ludovicko (pronounced loo though veeck oh). I live in ellenwood, georgia. Im a chihuahua and im getting old *sniff*. I live with my best dog friend harley which is getting fatter by da second. We recently got a new kitten named Baby and shes a pain in the hiny(which we dogs like to sniff). I like to be dissobediant and i love to pee where ever i want to, serves me right. Im not loyal because when i get mad or sad i bite till i cant bite no more. But that never solves anything becuse i get hit with a shoe or broom right after dat. Once i bit my owner when her daddy was there and he saw, and i was like uh-oh, and ran for my lil miserable life. Yes i got locked in my room with those 2 other pests.... and i whined and whined and whined. I couldnt believe it, i didnt even bite her hard, and i was tottaly heart broken for sumthing so simple. Geesh, my bites are probally equivalent to a pinch. Anyways, i barely see,feel,taste nature because i dont get a lot of walks (which would explain y harley is so fat). I eat anything dat my stomach can digest,(have u tried cardboard?) which my owners r very lucky cuse i can go a year with da same thing. I also like cat food, and i have to hand it to ya, its very succulant. Im interested in those young, fresh lil chihuahuas...rawr. Sorry harley but ur getting to old for me,still love ya though...ya digg. Once, b4 we moved to our new house, i fell off the porch and i looked like i was falling and doig da matrix. And bam,inpact. Luckily, i servived with little ingeries but i still hold dat memory in my head, im traumized for life because of dat. But wait till da day i give my owners a piece of my mind. Sike, imma be on adoption or roped to a stick on a campfire. I will defend too, like once Baby (da devil's cat)  was about to attack harley (fatlands best) and i came to da rescue by attacking Baby...and harley's stupid self had no idea wut was coming to her. See, im a player, always ahead of the game. Im social but when it comes to attacking im the # 1 champion. Cheer for me, woohoo.