Mon 10 Sep 2007 04:41PM PDT by Heidilovescows | 73 views | 1 barks

DOG RULES

DOG RULES

• The dog is not allowed in the house.
• Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
• The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture
• The dog can get on the old furniture only.
• Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
• Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
• The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
• The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
• The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
• Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

From "My Dog is the World's Best Dog" by Suzy Becker.