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Can Things Get Any Worse?
Can things get any worse? That is a loaded question.
Mom noticed me scratching my ear all day. I thought I was doing it when she wasn't looking. But I honestly think the woman has radar that can detect my every move.
By the time evening approached she cheerfully announces that she is going to clean my ears. "No. Not again! Six times in one week is a bit much!" She on the other hand, thinks that in using "An Holistic Cleaner with Aloe Vera" which is non-drying translates into use product as much as possible. "WRONG!!!!!!! Non-drying doesn't mean Non-Annoying! It is an ear-cleaner not a facial toner!"
Before I could run and hide - I found myself sitting on top of the washer. "Why doesn't the telephone ring when I need it too?"
Try to follow along guys - because here is where this gets good. The directions on the bottle read as follows - "Shake well. Gently release enough drops to partially fill the ear canal. Gently massage the base of the ear canal to help loosen wax. Yadda...Yadda...Yadda."
What dog or person in their right mind is going to sit still and have a liquid poured into their ear canal? This happens to be quite uncomfortable! Something of which I made perfectly clear with a few growls and nips to the fingers. As an alternative, Mom now saturates a round cotton pad with the product and uses that to clean my ears.
Just when I was thinking to myself..."Can things get any worse?" They did!
Oh, how I wish you could have seen the look on her face when she removed the cotton pad and found a portion of it missing. Her jaw just dropped..."OH NO! GIGI! I AM SO SORRY! PLEASE GOD SAY IT ISN'T SO!"
It took every cell in my body not to pee laughing but I just had to play this card. It was too good to pass-up.... I sat there with a blank look on my face and pretended I could not hear a thing...."I'm sorry. Did you say something? Please speak up - I don't seem to be able to hear you. Oh...is there some possibility that I may have an obstruction other than wax in my ear canal?"
Just when it was getting real good Mom realized the portion of the pad that had torn actually just folded backwards. All pieces were accounted for!
Luv,
Gigi
Blog Barks
Oh geeesh, Geeeg! This was reminiscent of The Christmas Story..."It was...it was THE SOAP" (why he went blind)!
81 days ago by TinaValant
you could write a series...the gorkie chronicles..i was sitting on the edge of my sit and then came the giggles! well done. "EARS" to YOU! Tia
81 days ago by TiaTheDog
Gigi, not only are you beautiful, but you have the most wonderful sense of humor. Good going!
Wags and Kisses,
ZQ
81 days ago by CarlaGenender
That is sooooo funny, Gigi. Well played, cutie.....
Astrid
81 days ago by Astrid
Oh Gigi, you are good! I could learn a lot from you!!!
Buster
81 days ago by antshooz
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