GRACIEMAE! Girlfrien', I feel your pain! I once ran away chasing deer in the woods and I came across a dead deer. It looked like good eatin' so I chowed down. When mommy found me eating a dead deer and got a whiff of how rotten I smelled she "tossed her cookies" immediately. I knew my little black behind was in some serious trouble because she wouldn't even let me in the car! She put my leash on me and then she got in the car and drove very slowly home with me walking next to the car! How totally humiliating!

We were only 1/2 mile away though. But I must have heard the word "bath" 100 times during that 1/2 mile! And not in the most pleasant tone of voice either! The girls in the Petsmart grooming salon (where I go for my regular bath) smelled me and shouted "Good God in Heaven" with their hands over their mouths. They were gagging too!

Wow! I was potent! But not for long...they scrubbed me so hard I thought they'd wash the black right off me! But if I came across another roadkill cuisine, would I partake? Uh, in a heartbeat! So maybe for your mom's sake, a Poo Poo tray at a Chinese restaurant might be more tolerable!  Happy Tails to you!    Sam

Ancient dogs and wolves RIP* to cover their own scent. Find something stinkier than thou & you become invisible ~ like an early cloaking device!

*roll in poo   

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Oh noo Gracie!! You sure did give your mom a run for her money! Yikes, I wonder why you did that? Over here mom would have a fit! I guess like your mom did. A long time ago mom had a Golden Retriever named Cindy, and she was beautiful, at that time she also had two other dogs. And it was after a big rain, mom says the three of them were romping around and playing, and Cindy, just stopped and rolled in the biggest mud puddle she could find out back. Mom said she looked like a black lab, instead of a Golden Retriever. And she had to do the same thing, quick get her in, and get her right into the bathtub. The mess was unreal. And the other two dogs, (Wendy was one of them) just looked at Cindy, and if they could talk would say " now what in the heck possesed you to do that?  our playtime got cut also!! " Ma is sorta a nut when it comes to dog's fur and grooming and shiney and all that happy stuff. So this really made her sad. She said just what she needed more work!  So far the two of us haven't tried that!

Hugs and Wags

Tucker and Sasha

Hmm...that may have been Maxx's contribution to society...what state do you live in again? ;)

Wow, that must have been some size creature to leave so much poo. The only poo we get to roll in is Bufo toad poo, and it isn't very big so we never have time to get covered before Mom stops us. Not sure we would want to get as covered as you describe; it sounds kind of icky.

Zack & Quincy

Gracie Mae,

I like to roll in poo too. But shooz always has me on the leash and she catches me before I can do it.  Except once-- and guess what?  I ended up in the tub too!