My name is Dudley, and I eat poop.  Lots of poop, I think I do it mostly because everyone starts calling my name and gets all excited.  They look like idiots, it's really quite funny.  My favorite hobbies are fishing, (even though I've only caught a water snake), and running after golf balls, and swimming.  Boy do I like to swim, I especially like the smelly part of the lake with all the clay.  Oh... and I'm really funny too.  Whenever my human pets have company over I'll drag my butt across the floor in front of everyone to get their attention, and then to top it off..I lick the carpet!  That gets them every time.

  My name is Hazel, and they aren't sure what happened with me.  I was one of 11 but me and one of my sisters got really sick, she died.  I'm still plugging along and eating as much as they let me.  The vet said I may have something called "dwarfism" which isn't so bad, but they think I'm also going to go blind by the time I'm 10 weeks old.  I don't know what they are talking about because I can see movement, so what if I walk into a couple of walls now and then.  I'm glad the breeders found someone nice to take me, because the other choice was to put me to sleep, and I'm definately not ready to sleep forever....yikes, I have to much to do...even if I can't see it.

   I'm at my forever home early because I'm only 1lb and my siblings are already 10 lbs and they were chewing off my tail, I couldn't get away and it hurts really bad.  I hope I don't lose it completely, I already look kind of funny, but my mom thinks I'm adorable so that's all that matters.

   I have a big brother, Dudley, he's been great except whenever I charge him he just keeps running away.  He needs to learn my game or this isn't going to be any fun.