Hey everybody, my name is Kaiser Kayne.  I'm the coolest breed of all, other than a chihauhau (my buddy Joaquin is one), DACHSHUND!  Yeah...we're cool.

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I'm lucky to have such a loving family.  I have a mommy and daddy, Dara and Jeremy.  They're so cool.  My mom, she likes to baby me.  Daddy loves to rough house with me!  I have a grammy and a papa, Margie and James.  Though I just call'em grammy and papa.  They LOVE LOVE LOVE to spoil me rotten.  Yes, grammy and papa are the ones you go to when mommy and daddy say "no".  I still haven't caught what that word means, but from the sounds of it...never want to.

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I have a new brother,Cruz Giovanni, he was a stray and thanks to grammy..he's part of the family.  I don't know what his breed is...I think he's like a beagle or basset mix.  Either way, he's alright by me. <--Cruz.

I have two really awesome buddies, other than Cruz.  One is a dachshund like me, only miniature...his name is Axl Rose.  (He's not as tough as the name is...but he has his moments) And then we have a chihauhau named Joaquin.  He's like Speedy Gonzales, he can run SUPER fast!  

My mommy got me because her last baby, Chance (also a dachshund), had to be laid to rest.  He was going to be 13 years old on January 15th.   I wish I could have met him in person, I am told that I'm JUST like him.  Mommy took me out to meet him (at his grave) when she brought me home...it eased her.  Which pleases me, I hate seeing my family sad.

Anyway, God Bless you Chance and R.I.P.

I love the great outdoors, I can't help it.  I'm drawn to it. No, not the movie...the actual OUTSIDE!!  You'll find me scratching on the doors, wanting out, 80% of the time.  My other 20% goes to eating and sleeping. Ha.

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Ohh, my name.  Why's it sooo long?  Well, my grammy likes the name Kaiser because dachshunds are german....for you that know what Kaiser means, you'll get it.  For those of you who don't (Like mommy, at first) I'll explain it to you.   Mommy liked my middle name, Kayne, because she loves the "darker" side of it an it goes well with Kaiser.  Daddy thought he should take part in the naming process so he named me "Moralis".  I think he meant for it to sound like "Moral Less"...I'm pretty rebel.   Then there's Busch, thats my papa's last name.  Williams is my daddy's last name and will soon be mommy's too.  They're getting married!!!   So thats the "skinny" on my  name.

Pretty cool, huh?!

Well, I am just as scattered as my writing and describing.  I think I have ADD.  But that's okay, because I think some of my family does too.  Gotta love us, crazies!!

TTYL-

Kaiser Kayne

Hello buddies/future buddies,

   My name is Axl Rose Busch.   I'm a miniture RED dachshund.  A smooth, sleek and stylish little man.  I'm too cute and too sweet. How do I know? My mommy tells me so, every day!!  So, if mommy says so...it MUST be true.   Oh, my mommy is the mother of Kaiser's mommy.  Her name is Margie Ann.  I love her soooooo much, I follow her EVERY where she goes...or that I'm allowed. My daddy's name is James Brent. He's really fun to play with.  He loves to throw my toys and give me a hard time.

So, now that is cleared...I didn't want you all to be thinking that Dara, was my mommy...because that isn't the case! 

  I was the runt in my pack, but mommy chose me anyway.  I was as small as a little stuff toy...maybe my sister, Dara, can put some up.  I was soooo cute.  Still am.  All dachshund pups are cute, but NO ONE could beat my cuteness..

  I was born and raised in the country.  I love the outdoors, for a little while...I can't be too far from mommy.  I love to go bye-bye, I love it love it!!  If you see me out on a cruise, in the car, I'm usually seated with mom.   If she's driving, I'm driving.  Though, I have the tendency to steer off because I'm constantly distracted by things.   Like the bulls down the road, every time...every time I see them...I look at them instead of the road.  I can't help it.  Somethings are worth a second look...even if its the longest second look you've ever took.

  Oh, I also love toys!  Mommy, on some weekends, surprises me with a squeaky toy.  I had one of my toys for a few years...took it everywhere with me.  I know when I take it outside and mommy says "Get your toy"...that I've obviously been side tracked and forgotten about it.  But, as soon as she reminds me...I go back outside and get it.

  Aside my love for toys, I LOVE bones!  I mean, I have NEVER heard of a dachshund (especially cute and sweet ones) not wanting a bone!  My mommy buys the best.  I'd like to have them all to myself...but I have others that live with me.

  I'm pretty laid back, friendly and easy going. I really don't get into too much stress.  Unless, someone has a really bad day and is screaming, ranting or raving or if a switch is involved.  Then, I get a bit nervous.  But it doesn't last long.

  About my name, Axl Rose...When I was little, being a runt, I was also the bully of my pack.   My crap didn't stink and what I said, went!   So my mommy thought it would be cool to name me after the Guns'n'Roses singer Axl Rose.  So tada!  Here you have him.  Ladies, don't feel scared to call...I'm single and available.  *big grin*

  I have a little brother, named Joaquin E. (Edward) Weenie.  He's awesome. A little bit too licky for me...but awesome.   He's all the time licking my eyeballs.  All the time.  But its cool.  He cares.

+ = eyeball licker

  I'm very aware of my self image.  I'm a picky eater.  I don't like gaining weight.  I keep my nails in prim shape.  Don't like over grown nails.    Dara, Kaiser's mommy, calls me "Metro".  I'm not a bus, so I'm guessing that means the other metro...as in a guy that spends more time in the mirror than a woman does.  But hey, I have to make sure that I look at my best!  It's a habit. She also calls me a "Jock".

  I don't know what else to say about me...I am who I am.  I don't judge others.  I'm too cute, too sweet and way laid back!  So, don't hesitate to write me.  I'm pretty open minded.

  Well, I'll write more later.

-Axl Rose-