174 days ago by Coastredwoods | 51 views | 1 barks

Me!

Do you bark when someone knocks at your door? 

Probably yes. But. . . no one has knocked on our door in years - not kidding. We live out in the boondocks... people don't just come by,  it might be the "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"  sign Mom and Dad posted on the fence.

Do you sleep on your owner’s bed at nightime?

Sometimes. My owner's have a king size bed and now with Dad gone for a bit, ma and I have plenty of room so I normally sleep next to her. Even if I don't sleep there ALL night, I always come in the morning and snuggle before ma gets up.

Are you mischievous? 

Rarely, I sneak in the pond sometimes but because it's shallow I only get pond scum on my feet and legs.  I have been known to dig holes here and there but I live on a lot of property so Mom and Dad don't care.

Would Cesar Milan be proud of your owner or would have a few things to say?

Cesar probably wouldn't approve of me sleeping on the sofa or in mom's bed. Otherwise I am very good. No seriously, I am. Mom says I am the most well behaved dog she's ever had. But Cesar would probably have something to say about my separation anxiety. 

Do you have a best friend to play with?

I have a cat named Kitty Man who clearly likes me more than I like him. The neighbors have a large parcel too and their dogs run free so sometimes they come for a visit.  They have three - I like one or two of them.

Do you get excited and jump around when your parent(s) arrive home or do you remain calm and cool?

Yes I get "bouncy" is what mom and dad call it. I love it when they come home!

Does your Mom (or Dad) leave the tv or radio on when they have to leave you at home alone?

Yes, Ma leave the Food Network on for me every day, no kidding.

Do you like other dogs besides your pals?

Yes, the neighbor dogs mentioned above. Also there are 2 chihuahuas at the FoodHouse name Margie and Gracie.

Do you like cats?

Not particularly but I have to put up with Kitty Man, at least he doesn't have a sissy name. 

What is your most unique habit/characteristic?

This one is hard.  Probably my sweetness. I snuggle with ma. I really am a lovey dog.

What is your favorite thing to do with your Mom or Dad? 

Go to the beach, go hunting, or go fishing. Ma and Dad are both foresters and before they worked for state agencies I went everywhere with Dad in the woods. I miss that. You should see me in the woods. I can leap from log to log with the greatest of ease! 

What proves that you are the alpha in your house (that you have Mom/Dad wrapped around your paw)?

Ma and Dad buy me the expensive dog food... and cater to my every need of course!