My name is Abigail.  I was abandoned at the dump when I was just a puppy but luckily my human mommy and daddy found me and took me home. My mommy and pops are nutso. They try and tickle my toe hair sometimes when I am trying to sleep; I hate it but they must think it is hilarious.  Normally I just like to sleep, eat, and sneak into the pond when my mommy is not looking.  My mommy says I am not stinky unless I roll in poo.  I used to work all day with my daddy in the woods but now I lay on the couch all day and watch Food Network while my humans are gone making enough money to buy my dog food and treats - they must be expensive!