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The Ten Commandments According to Your Beagle

The Ten Commandments According to Your Beagle

1. Thou shalt feed me today more than thou didst yesterday.
2. Thou shalt teach me with food—not big sticks and loud voices.
3. Thou shalt walk with me every day—despite thy favourite TV program.
4. Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot sit on.
5. Thou shalt not pay attention to anyone else but me—lest I feel unwanted.
6. Thou shalt love me to death—even when I bark all night.
7. Thou shalt not have a Cat with attitude and claws.
8. Thou shalt not start the car until I am in it.
9. Thou shalt not hide the food.
10. Thou shalt obey the above without question lest I poo on the neighbours' lawn and promote community strife.