my name is lloyd dobler seymour and i am a dog.  i was dopted by my ma and dad and i love them muchly.  i know lots of words and tricks and i even make up my own words.  i like to rite letters and coler picktures for my buddy, vinny, in alaska.  [vinny is a cat but i love him anyways.  he can not help it if he is a cat.]  i like to eat crunchy leafs and wiggly worms.  i like to run and run and i muchly like to roll in the dirt.  when i roll in the dirt or eat worms my ma gives me the LOOK and sometimes uses the TONE.  i muchly do not like the LOOK or the TONE.  i love to go walkies with my dad and i can sniff everything and see other peoples and pups.  i like to holler at the skwerels and bunies but i can not chase them becaus of the fense.  i am a very fast runner.  i love my toys and my tires are my favorite toys of all. i like my chewy-things too.  i am a lucky pup to have such a good ma and dad.  i am muchly happy.  WOOF!