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Sun 24 Jun 2007 11:05AM PDT
GoldenMom GoldenMom 85 post(s)
1. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath. 2. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a manicure and pedicure. 3. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser 4. You don't wiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser' s chair. 5. Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body 6. You don't try to hump the hairdresser 7. Your hairdresser doesn't wipe boogies from your eyes 8. Your hairdresser doesn't pluck and clean your ears 9. Your hairdresser doesn't squeeze your anal glands 10. You don't poop or pee while you are getting your hair cut 11. Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks 12. You don't go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair 13. Your hairdresser doesn't brush your teeth 14. You don't try to bite the clippers. Scissors, brush, nail clippers Or dryer 15. It doesn't take 3 people to trim your nails 16. Your hairdresser doesn't have to de-Matt your hair 17. Your hairdresser would never wash your butt 18. Your hair dresser doesn't give you a "sanitary trim" 19. Drying your hair doesn't blow hair all around that gets on Everything. 20. You don't howl or bark while having all this done!
 
Sat 30 Jun 2007 10:28AM PDT
ontrose69 ontrose69 68 post(s)
Now that was funny! Thank you! I needed a good laugh today. :)
 
Sat 07 Jul 2007 08:29AM PDT
dixie_101 dixie_101 15 post(s)
thats funny! :)
 
Sat 07 Jul 2007 09:08AM PDT
Ike Ike 12 post(s)
Hahahaha! That is so true!
 
Sat 07 Jul 2007 11:34AM PDT
XenaBeth XenaBeth 8 post(s)
Cute :)
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