Dogs top 10 pet peeves about humans
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308 days ago
crazydoglady
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10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all!
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308 days ago
rachelk
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hehe! Emily must be really annoyed with me, we dont go for walks we run and i dont let her stop
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307 days ago
TinaValant
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More peeves:
* NOT taking us with you, every time you go ANY WHERE!
* Not sharing (at least a bite of) your yummy people food
* One word: Halloween (costumes)
* Not allowing us in your bed (esp during romance)
* Not letting us annoy/chase/torture the cat(s)
* Not allowing us to RITS (roll in the stench)
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