Top Ten
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357 days ago
TinaValant
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Top Ten Signs Your Dog is Mad at You
10) You say "sit" and his look says, "bite me".
9) Only time he kisses you is after he drinks from the toilet.
8) Her favorite chew toy is your Wii.
7) Leaves poo in your shoe, with a note: "this is what I think of you".
6) Convinces Leona Helmsley's dog to evict/foreclose you.
5) You drag her all the way to NYC to perform some dumb trick.
4) He gnawed a steak bone into a shank.
3) Wake up in middle of night, realize dog has you by the jugular.
2) Leaves you to go live with Michael Vick.
1) He paid the local HS to neuter you (without anesthesia).
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356 days ago
swalburn
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lol! Too funny.....
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356 days ago
itsallmine
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You forgot about slobber filled shoes :)
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