1. remove film from box and load camera

2. remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

3. remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds off muzzle

4. choose a suitable background for photo.

5. mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus

6. find puppy and remove dirty sock from mouth

7. place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera

8. forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees

9. focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other hand.

10.  get tissue and clean nose print from lens

11. put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose

12.  put magazines back on coffee table

13. try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head

14. replace your glasses and check camera for damage

15. jump up in time to grab puppy by the scruff of the neck, yelling "No! No! Outside!"

16. call spouse to help clean up the mess

17. fix a drink

18. sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" first thing in the morning

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That was really cute! In many ways, sooo true. A good laugh!

OMG this is basically what happens when my best friend tries to photograph her dog not puppy dog LOL he has many issues LOL

too cute

Every time I try to take a picture of our dog she ALWAYS rolls over on her back and gives me "how about a belly rub instead?" look.